married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour if it.The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.



When they got home, the milkman was dead in the porch.


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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my tempers.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f***ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!! :D


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この英文の投稿はスパムじゃないですかね？
stewoo.netもbecktabs.comもフォーラムは、一時スパムだらけでした。
becktabs.comはそれで新規の登録は自動じゃなく、管理人が承認するように変えたんですよね。
貼ってあるリンクは踏んで見てないので、なんとも言えませんが・・・。

っていうか、昔のつたない訳が浮上してきてあせってます（笑）
昔はbeck.comにジャーナルなんか書いてたんだよな〜、Beck。
今じゃ、考えられません。

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This morning I ran to the grocery store for a few Items, when I cam out there was some asshole parked in front of me...in sideways, taking two spaces. I was in my truck and could have just have shoved him away, but thought better of it, and wormed my way out of the parking space. What would you have done, probably the same thing. But what would you really like to do in a disgusting situation, when someone needs to be paid back in some manner or other?


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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'me feet are freezing mate, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'

'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs.

There, sat on their bed, are paddys stunning 19 yr old twin duughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both.'

'F*ck off ya liar' they said.

'I'll prove it' says paddy. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them Pat?'

'Course' he says 'What's the use of f*cking 1 of them :D


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Send the biker away as much as possible. Give Dave a flying lesson. Hit hard.

1,080.7 meters was my best.

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With todays modern genetic findings and technology, should we allow species on this planet, including humans to be artificially modified to bread new speicies? or advancments ?

why wait millenia for evolution to create human or animal advancements?

am i the only one that can see the potential of flying horses? or humans that can fly?

i know at first it sounds daft and knowing i can get abit nuts sometimes, but as other topics i started in here i'm being serious.

who knows what wonderful creations could be possible, also the practical side of things could be advantageous to the planets survival, if we all flew horses instead of cars then a massive amount of industry would be cut.



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Pull your own pint

A pub is allowing drinkers to pull their own pints.

Drinkers at the Tapped Bar in Otley, West Yorkshire, pre-pay using a computer and then help themselves.

The tap automatically switches off once each pint has been poured.

According to the Sun, owner Ryan Blackburn said: "It's a pain to queue for ages at the bar - but not now



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I think you will find this video quite as humorous as I have!

I don't believe anyone can play with such skill!